Advanced Kenpo Techniques...

[GouRonin]

At the local NAPMA convention, there is a guy who will be teaching what is called "advanced Kenpo techniques." where he does what he calls "The one second fight."

I will not be able to get to this seminar as I have to work this weekend. Can someone tell me what the one second advanced kenpo techniques are?

Thanx.

[Goldendragon7]

I have no idea what this guy is talking about. I am the only one to have learned these from Ed Parker in our very private lessons with no one else around and he made me promise not to tell anyone or show anyone until 12 years after he had passed on.

:asian:

[tarabos]

people teach things at napma seminars?...i thought they were just like trade shows...

[kenpo_cory]

Originally posted by Goldendragon7

I have no idea what this guy is talking about. I am the only one to have learned these from Ed Parker in our very private lessons with no one else around and he made me promise not to tell anyone or show anyone until 12 years after he had passed on.

:asian:

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. You kill me Mr. Conatser!

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by kenpo_cory
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. You kill me Mr. Conatser!

If he does it in a second it must be those one second advanced kenpo techniques.

[c2kenpo]

One second advanced techniques.....

Oppps ...sorry could someone call for an ambulance I was thinking fo what my one second technique was and well got hit in the face while I was THINKING!!!!

I always thought that in a fight..time was relative...if you are winning it goes too fast...on the other hand it takes a while to get your backside handed to ya!

JMHO
:soapbox:

[kenpo_cory]

Originally posted by GouRonin

If he does it in a second it must be those one second advanced kenpo techniques.

Right, the techniques that only he was taught by Mr. Parker. :rofl:

[WilliamTLear]

Originally posted by Goldendragon7

I have no idea what this guy is talking about. I am the only one to have learned these from Ed Parker in our very private lessons with no one else around and he made me promise not to tell anyone or show anyone until 12 years after he had passed on.

:asian:

:eek: Maybe we should be calling you Doctor Conatser for now on??? :lol:

[Sigung86]

This is the kind of stuff that keeps the various little turmoils and folks with nothing better to do ... In a turmoil. Needless, and not really even funny.

A one second technique shouldn't be a real surprise for anyone practicing Kenpo. No secret techniques, no silliness, and certainly no stirring of the pot. Just practice and application of what you already know or should know. One second is a very long time in the application of technical skill in fighting. Frankly, a ten second fight has gone on far too long!

Sign me,

Unamused by levity at others expense.

[satans.barber]

I reckon I can snap kick someone in the knackers in 1 second, that might pretty much end it... :)

Ian.

[Sigung86]

Was going to go back and alter my post. After giving it some consideration, I was going to change the ten seconds down to about three.

Unfortunately, you are, or at least I am, only allowed 60 minutes to alter your/my own post. Then I assume it becomes the intellectual property of the webmaster and is locked in eternity.

So to restate my previous stance that I'm now locked from...

If a fight lasts more than 3 seconds at the outside, you are doing something wrong.

No secrets. No magic. No limited knowledge proclamation that sets little minds to scurrying... and idle hands to the devils workshop ... Just training.

Dan

[arnisador]

The moderators can alter a post for you after the time limit--just send a clear request via PM.

Part of the reason for having the limit is that changing posts can make the replies to them seem nonsensical in retrospect, depending on how substantive the change is. Having a time limit helps preserve the linear flow of the discussion for those who read the thread later.

-Arnisador
-MT Admin-

[Sigung86]

Originally posted by arnisador

The moderators can alter a post for you after the time limit--just send a clear request via PM.

Part of the reason for having the limit is that changing posts can make the replies to them seem nonsensical in retrospect, depending on how substantive the change is. Having a time limit helps preserve the linear flow of the discussion for those who read the thread later.

-Arnisador
-MT Admin-

True, mayhap, but not having access to my own posts seems a bit odd for this forum, as well.

Dan

[WilliamTLear]

Originally posted by Sigung86

This is the kind of stuff that keeps the various little turmoils and folks with nothing better to do ... In a turmoil. Needless, and not really even funny.



I'm sorry that you feel that way.

[Bob Hubbard]

Accountability. That pretty much sums it up. I've been on forums that allow pretty much open ended editing, and theres been alot of cases of someone posting something inflammatory or libelous, or just 'wrong', then going back , changing the post and causing problems.

We set it to an hour, figuring that most folks will post, then reread and see the mistakes withing that time period. After that, we're more than happy to do changes for ya.

I realize its a tad bit more work, but so far, its helped keep things smooth.

:asian:

[Sigung86]

Originally posted by WilliamTLear

I'm sorry that you feel that way.

I'm sorry that you thought I meant you.

Dan

[GouRonin]

I think you're both pretty fruity.

Don't make me pull out my no-touch knockouts.

[Sigung86]

Originally posted by GouRonin

I think you're both pretty fruity.

Don't make me pull out my no-touch knockouts.

Would that be the ones currently extent in LTKK? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dan

[GouRonin]

They are similar, except my no touch knock outs don't kill you. They just make you do stupid things.
:rofl:

[Sigung86]

Originally posted by GouRonin

They are similar, except my no touch knock outs don't kill you. They just make you do stupid things.
:rofl:

Like run around speaking with a Russian accent and drinking cheap vodka? Hey! Wait a minute! I used to date a girl like that!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dan

[kenpo_cory]

Originally posted by Sigung86

Unamused by levity at others expense. [/B]

Really? You should read some of your own posts then, I'm under the impression that you are.

[Sigung86]

Originally posted by kenpo_cory

Really? You should read some of your own posts then, I'm under the impression that you are.

No Cory... I'm a curmudgeon of sorts... There is a difference! :lol:

Dan

[kenpo_cory]

Originally posted by Sigung86

No Cory... I'm a curmudgeon of sorts... There is a difference! :lol:

Dan

OK, You just gotta stop using those big words on me Dan, I have to look em up to see what the heck you're sayin. :confused:

[KenpoGirl]

I don't mean to interupt this very mature discussion. {NOT}

Kenpo_Cory, I realise you perhapse don't know Sigung and some these people very well. But I thought I should inform you, Sigung threw out the line with a big fat worm on it, and though I do not believe you were the targetted prey I do believe that you not only took the bait you swallowed it whole, and now Sigung is realling you in and contemplating how to cook you for supper. :D

Some {probably unwanted} advice, the bait might look good and tasty but before you take a big CHOMP, take it with grain of salt, and then either knowingly enjoy the food or swim away.

:rofl:

[kenpo_cory]

Originally posted by KenpoGirl

I don't mean to interupt this very mature discussion. {NOT}

Kenpo_Cory, I realise you perhapse don't know Sigung and some these people very well. But I thought I should inform you, Sigung threw out the line with a big fat worm on it, and though I do not believe you were the targetted prey I do believe that you not only took the bait you swallowed it whole, and now Sigung is realling you in and contemplating how to cook you for supper. :D

Some {probably unwanted} advice, the bait might look good and tasty but before you take a big CHOMP, take it with grain of salt, and then either knowingly enjoy the food or swim away.

:rofl:

I'm actually enjoying this. If I wasn't I would discontinue to post. I take no bait unknowingly.

[Roland]

Classroom 'B'

Saturday November 9, 2002

8 am to 9 am

:p

[Roland]

...a close friend told me about it, and had a few questions.
It seemed like it was a Dillman seminar in nature. Same type of idea, in fact same techniques I had learned from him in the past.
So it was not Ed parker Kenpo anyway!

[cdhall]

Originally posted by Sigung86

...A one second technique shouldn't be a real surprise for anyone practicing Kenpo.

Right on Sigung86. Mr. Silva has a story about Delayed Sword that probably took 1 second start to finish. Mr. C or Mr. Billings may want to tell the story as I bet they heard it firsthand.

And Mr. C is also apparently unaware that the first time I met Mr. Parker he took me aside and showed me some stuff that I was sworn to secrecy over. I have now waited long enough though to distill this knowledge into a liquid pharmacon which will soon be available for purchase on my website for a mere $4.95/bottle.

I just have to finish purchasing some marketing rights from Dr. John and I'll be all set.

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by kenpo_cory

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. You kill me Mr. Conatser!

Don't laugh, Mr. Conatser is going to pass those on to me...........and no one else!:mad:

[Seig]

Originally posted by RCastillo

Don't laugh, Mr. Conatser is going to pass those on to me...........and no one else!:mad:
Yes, but he said you must come up here to learn it......

[KenpoTess]

Originally posted by RCastillo

Don't laugh, Mr. Conatser is going to pass those on to me...........and no one else!:mad:

well Neeners.. Mr. C. taught me stuff when he was here.. and I'm not telling anyone.. Mine mine mine~!!!!

(sworn to secrecy)
Tess Aka Reaper.. *Smirks*

[kenpo_cory]

Originally posted by RCastillo

Don't laugh, Mr. Conatser is going to pass those on to me...........and no one else!:mad:

And how much does that cost?

[Goldendragon7]

With my new prosthetic business........... only an arm and a leg.

:D

[kenpo_cory]

Originally posted by Goldendragon7

With my new prosthetic business........... only an arm and a leg.

:D

And you STILL kill me. :rofl:

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Goldendragon7

With my new prosthetic business........... only an arm and a leg.

:D

A simple Philly Cheese Steak Sand usually will do the trick. Don't forget the fries!:)

[Seig]

Originally posted by RCastillo

A simple Philly Cheese Steak Sand usually will do the trick. Don't forget the fries!:)
NOW you tell me, after I slaved over a hot grill!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

[KenpoTess]

Originally posted by Seig

NOW you tell me, after I slaved over a hot grill!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Let me attest.. Seig makes one of the best Philly Cheese Steaks I've ever ever had the pleasure of eating .. ~!!!

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by KenpoTess

Let me attest.. Seig makes one of the best Philly Cheese Steaks I've ever ever had the pleasure of eating .. ~!!!

Such a talented man!:D

[KenpoTess]

Originally posted by RCastillo

Such a talented man!:D

In every aspect ..*G*

[Seig]

Tess, Ricardo
:asian:
Thank you:cool:

[Chronuss]

and he can beat us around and look good doing it! :rofl:

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Chronuss

and he can beat us around and look good doing it! :rofl:

Wait a minute, let's not over do it.:mad:

[Seig]

Originally posted by RCastillo

Wait a minute, let's not over do it.:mad:
Would you care to try and disprove it?:cool:

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig

Would you care to try and disprove it?:cool:

Yes, I would. Loser buys the next round of crab legs!:eek:

[Seig]

Originally posted by RCastillo

Yes, I would. Loser buys the next round of crab legs!:eek:
Bring yer wallet!:D

[Stick Dummy]

Hmmmmmm, March '03 sounds like a good time for ya to come up Ricardo.

The Master Crab Cracker will hopefully be up to oberserve and officiate the event.


Seigs has been "living large" ever since he discovered Enzyte & coffee at work :rofl:


ugh oh this one was 'sposed to go to the "Ask Dr. Seig" section

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig

Bring yer wallet!:D

Ha! Bring your credit card!:eek:

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Stick Dummy

Hmmmmmm, March '03 sounds like a good time for ya to come up Ricardo.

The Master Crab Cracker will hopefully be up to oberserve and officiate the event.


Seigs has been "living large" ever since he discovered Enzyte & coffee at work :rofl:


ugh oh this one was 'sposed to go to the "Ask Dr. Seig" section

Stick Dummy! I was thinking about you the other day. (Why, I don't 'know, I think your handle fascinates me)

Well, anyway, yeah, maybe I need to go up there. Things are getting outta hand up there, especially since Seig has now become "Dear Abby" of the Kenpo World!:eek:

[Stick Dummy]

Seig and I have been hollering away till we cried, over the rapid popularity & growth and commentary of the "Ask Us?" thread..........


C'mon up!,

We got some great stuff going on, and the Mountaineers are SUPER Kenpo folks too.


I'm just a mere "stick beaten" worm at the feet of the true masters of the arts.

[KenpoTess]

Originally posted by RCastillo

Stick Dummy! I was thinking about you the other day. (Why, I don't 'know, I think your handle fascinates me)

Well, anyway, yeah, maybe I need to go up there. Things are getting outta hand up there, especially since Seig has now become "Dear Abby" of the Kenpo World!:eek:

*quirks a brow at Ricardo.. Stick Dummy's Handle fascinates you eh.. well methinks this best be asked over in Dear Dr. Seig and Lear.. Uh huh.. Prolly some deep dark ... oh never mind.. ~!!

[Seig]

Originally posted by KenpoTess

*quirks a brow at Ricardo.. Stick Dummy's Handle fascinates you eh.. well methinks this best be asked over in Dear Dr. Seig and Lear.. Uh huh.. Prolly some deep dark ... oh never mind.. ~!!
Obviously he has some deeply rooted dark issues.......


Dr. Seig

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig

Obviously he has some deeply rooted dark issues.......


Dr. Seig

Yes, I keep dreaming about a trip in the future to W.Virginia, and running into a bunch of IKKO monsters. Should I be worried?:idunno:

[jfarnsworth]

be very worried, there's many you are only one.:D

[GouRonin]

Ricardo, let's not kid ourselves. They're Kenpoists. If you ever run into a mob of angry Kenpoists take the spare change out of your pocket and throw it on the ground and tell them that was the spare change that Ed Parker used to carry in his pocket. They'll kill themselves fighting over it and you will have all the time in the world to leisurely walk away to safety.
:rolleyes:

[Kirk]

Originally posted by GouRonin

Ricardo, let's not kid ourselves. They're Kenpoists. If you ever run into a mob of angry Kenpoists take the spare change out of your pocket and throw it on the ground and tell them that was the spare change that Ed Parker used to carry in his pocket. They'll kill themselves fighting over it and you will have all the time in the world to leisurely walk away to safety.


:roflmao: :roflmao:

I am so gonna steal that, use and re-use over and over.

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by GouRonin

Ricardo, let's not kid ourselves. They're Kenpoists. If you ever run into a mob of angry Kenpoists take the spare change out of your pocket and throw it on the ground and tell them that was the spare change that Ed Parker used to carry in his pocket. They'll kill themselves fighting over it and you will have all the time in the world to leisurely walk away to safety.
:rolleyes:

Hmmmmm, wonder if they's take a check?:confused:

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Stick Dummy

Seig and I have been hollering away till we cried, over the rapid popularity & growth and commentary of the "Ask Us?" thread..........


C'mon up!,

We got some great stuff going on, and the Mountaineers are SUPER Kenpo folks too.


I'm just a mere "stick beaten" worm at the feet of the true masters of the arts.

I'd like to, but Mr. Farnsworth says I'm DOGMEAT if I venture into your neck of the woods!:eek:

[Seig]

Gou, I am not some cheap Kenposit, I don't beat anyone into a pulp unless there is at leasta 50 dollar bill for the taking and only then if the task can be done in 6 seconds or less. Please, quit giving AKers such a bad name. We're not ALL cheap Biatches.

[Kirk]

Originally posted by Seig

Gou, I am not some cheap Kenposit

You're not a cheap Kenpoist either! :p


I know it was just a typo, but I've missed other opportunities
to give you a hard time, so I figured I'd beat the crowds today :D

[Seig]

Originally posted by Kirk

You're not a cheap Kenpoist either! :p


I know it was just a typo, but I've missed other opportunities
to give you a hard time, so I figured I'd beat the crowds today :D
Just for that, Kirk, I will not be sending you the gift certificate to Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood for Christmas. You will have to pay for your own frilly underwear!:miffer:

[Stick Dummy]

Just for that, Kirk, I will not be sending you the gift certificate to Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood for Christmas. You will have to pay for your own frilly underwear!


This coming from the man who digs his spent qualification bullets out of the backstop to re-use them....................


HA!!!!!!


Ricardo,

Dogmeat?

What have you got to lose??

We'll (well Seig's the epicurean chef) fix you a country ham & french "Leur style" sloppy WAFFLE breakfast.:rofl:

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig

Just for that, Kirk, I will not be sending you the gift certificate to Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood for Christmas. You will have to pay for your own frilly underwear!:miffer:

Good, send me the catalog!:D

[Seig]

Originally posted by RCastillo

Good, send me the catalog!:D
That and a cold beer would kill you!:rofl:

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig

That and a cold beer would kill you!:rofl:

What a way to go, and, some chinese food with it!:cool:

[Goldendragon7]

You gotta watch those spaghetti straps and eatable undies!

:asian:

[Seig]

Originally posted by Goldendragon7

You gotta watch those spaghetti straps and eatable undies!

:asian:
Just don't confuse them and choke.......