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WilliamTLear
10-30-2002, 06:43 PM
Subject: Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex.

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.

5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.


And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...


You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!


Trick or Treat,
Billy :rofl:
Nate_Hoopes
10-30-2002, 06:56 PM
:rofl: That was GREAT!!!, If you dont mind im going to post this on the bulletin board at work.
WilliamTLear
10-30-2002, 08:37 PM
Go for it!!! :rofl:
GouRonin
10-30-2002, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by WilliamTLear
2. Less guilt the next morning.

I don't do guilt.

Ha ha ha!:rofl:
AvPKenpo
10-30-2002, 08:52 PM
:eek:

Happy Halloween!

Michael
Aikikitty
10-30-2002, 10:42 PM
Hurray!!! Halloween is my birthday!!! Yeah for ME!!!!!!

(yes, I like to blow my own horn:shrug: )

Robyn:)
GouRonin
10-30-2002, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by The Opal Dragon
(yes, I like to blow my own horn)

Lucky you. If I could do that I'd never leave the house.
:rolleyes:
Kenpo Wolf
10-31-2002, 02:10 AM
ROFLMAO:):) Leave it to Gou to say something like that. Although I often say something simiiar to my wife, I would never say it in a public forum.
The 14th Style
10-31-2002, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by WilliamTLear

Subject: Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex.

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.

5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.


And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...


You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!


Trick or Treat,
Billy :rofl:

:rofl: hysterical


Hurray!!! Halloween is my birthday!!! Yeah for ME!!!!!!

:) Hey, Happy Birthday



Lucky you. If I could do that I'd never leave the house.

:eek: GouRonin you are a poet,I salute you.
Aikikitty
10-31-2002, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by The 14th Style

:) Hey, Happy Birthday [/B]

Thanks!!! Happy Halloween everybody!!!:)

Robyn:asian:
GouRonin
10-31-2002, 12:12 PM
When it's time to "get down and bring the sound," I'm yer huckleberry.
:rolleyes:
Master of Blades
11-01-2002, 05:52 AM
Lol that was wicked :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :shrug: :asian: