GouRonin
10-25-2002, 05:23 AM
"When walking the dog. If you stoop to scoop, use the poop."
I was talking with my wife the other day and she was telling me that her friend was afraid to walk her dog at night. My wife said that if someone came at her she'd be using the little doggie bag of poop on him.
Just thoughts.
:D
jfarnsworth
10-25-2002, 09:29 PM
I mean whatever it takes to win right!!
Jason Farnsworth
kenposcum
10-26-2002, 03:52 AM
I like the idea of putting a .25 in a high-heeled shoe. Looks sexy and then *pop* bad guy gets a slug or two.
Both shoes and she could double-fist it, sort of John Woo style.
:asian:
Eraser
10-27-2002, 11:33 AM
Hey there!!
Here's a thought.. .if you are walking your DOG... forget the poop.. use the pooch.... what's the point of having a dog.. if they aren't going to protect you.. my mom and sister have dogs (Lab-shepperd and one's a Lab-Rottie) that would tear you appart if you were to even have the thought of attacking either of them..
(but at home.. they are sweethearts)
Even the smallest of dogs.. can become very aggressive.. ya I know a mini poodle is no match for a 6foot jerk.. but it should distract him enough for you to run away!!
Just my thoughts that's all..:asian:
7starmantis
10-27-2002, 01:43 PM
My wife and I have a wolf hybrid that is 85% timber wolf. She is a beautiful and sweet animal, however, my wife was out wiht her once when some young guys began to mess with her. Beowolf (our "dog") was around the corner so the guys hadn't seen her yet. My wife only needs to speak like she is angry and beowolf will come running. I had the opportunity to be watching from the window, I couldn't pay enough money to see those guys faces again!!! It was simply hillarious, I almost had to go change my pants, as I'm sure those guys had to!! :rofl:
One guy starts walking up to her making all these sexual motions and such, my wife backed up, gave the leash a little tug, called her name and here came beowolf, teeth showing low wolf growl going and all!! I wish there were words that could describe their faces!! I've never seen anyone move faster than they did!! WOW, man they ran until I couldn't see them anymore!! It was great!! :rofl:
Just thought I would throw in that little story.
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Eraser
10-28-2002, 11:13 PM
7Star,
Thats a very interesting name for you pet,... I was wondering where you got it from... (just curious.. because im a Chris Lambert fan.. and well he was in a movie called BeoWolf.. thats all):D
7starmantis
10-29-2002, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by Eraser
7Star,
Thats a very interesting name for you pet,... I was wondering where you got it from... (just curious.. because im a Chris Lambert fan.. and well he was in a movie called BeoWolf.. thats all):D
Yes, I am in fact also a Chris Lambert fan as well, and I've seen that movie, its quite good. Its an old story written somewhere around the tenth century by a British writer. Since I liked the story (and the movie) I thought it great to be my dogs name, and since the dog is a wolf, we changed it from beowulf to beowolf! :D
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