What Super Power Would You Pick?

[kenposcum]

Okay, here's an immature little fantasy: Some omnipotent being decides to grant you one superpower of your choice. So you literally get a superpower. What would it be?

Mine used to be flight, but now I want "bullet-time." The ability to speed my perception speed up so much that I could see bullets in flight and stuff. If super-speed was a package deal, I'd want that too, but I'd rather have bullet-time than move too fast and really goof myself up (News headline: "Idiot Runs at 300MPH Into Brick Wall"
So?:asian:

[fist of fury]

Wolverine's regeneration ability.

[Kenpo_student]

I still want to fly

[Kirk]

Y'all chose the ones I'd pick, so just to be different, invisibility!

[Master of Blades]

lol, I want spidermans powers.........that would just rule.

[ace]

if that dose not count.

Then Superman styel:asian:

[Bob Hubbard]

The ability to immediately and instantaniously absorb and comprehend knowledge.

Example: I see a martial arts demonstration. I can then understand what I just saw, flawlessly do it and understand the application.

Example: I read a computer textbook. I can then absorb and use the knowledge contained within.



In this way, I can then build working x-ray glasses, a flying belt, a deflector shield and fighting suit based on taking current technology and skills to the next level. :D

[Nyoongar]

the ability to control others thoughts and actions and read their minds.

[qizmoduis]

The Orgasmorator!

I would need extra power cells, which might be a bit of a financial problem, I guess.

[Kirk]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz

The ability to immediately and instantaniously absorb and comprehend knowledge.

Example: I see a martial arts demonstration. I can then understand what I just saw, flawlessly do it and understand the application.

Example: I read a computer textbook. I can then absorb and use the knowledge contained within.



In this way, I can then build working x-ray glasses, a flying belt, a deflector shield and fighting suit based on taking current technology and skills to the next level. :D

Okay, I wanna change my answer! Only I want to do it by touch,
and not have to read the entire book, or see the entire demo.

[GouRonin]

I would like the ability to heal with touch.

That way I could do things like shake hands with Kaith and his eyes would perfect. I could pat Kirk on the back and he would be able to quit smoking and his lungs would be fresh again. I could hug Kenpogirl and her knee would be as if it never was injured. I could go to hospitals and make little kids better so they could go out and play. If at all possible I'd love to extend that to be able to heal emotional and mental scars as well.

I wouldn't want to be able to cure death because that's an important part of life. I suppose it's not as exciting as spiderman or superman powers but that's the power I'd like.

[KenpoGirl]

Originally posted by GouRonin

I could hug Kenpogirl and her knee would be as if it never was injured.

Gou that's the best responce on this forum I've read in a long time. Nice to see someone thinking of others without being prompted to.

And BTW, it may not heal my knee, but I'll take a hug from you any day. :kiss:

Dot

Oh and just so you know, I was going to say I wanted to be like Wonder Woman, super strength, able to defect bullets with my bracelets and use my tiara as a boomarang, and that Lasso of Truth, I'd use that a lot .......

{Come here hunny, let me put this around you, now who was that sweet little thing you were just talking to .... hmmmm?" :angel:

Oh and we can't forget that ultra kewl invisible plane. Hell throw in a body like Lynda Carter's and I'd be set. :D

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by KenpoGirl
Gou that's the best responce on this forum I've read in a long time. Nice to see someone thinking of others without being prompted to.

Well don't any of you go thinking that I like any of you 'cause I don't. I hate you all... a lot.
:disgust:

[jfarnsworth]

Speed of the flash. Just because I hate to run.
Jason Farnsworth

[Baoquan]

I'd like the power to make the sun go super-nova. Once.

:EG:

[TkdWarrior]

ability to steal power n intellengence from my oppnt... or whenever i m in with him for a duel :D
now u guys challenege me :) :p
-TkdWarrior-

[kenposcum]

That was possibly the single best answer I've ever heard for this question...and I've only heard it once before! What a humanitarian lurks underneath that grim GouSurface. I don't give a rip if you don't like me, Gou...'cause I really like you!!!
I still want bullet-time though. I'm selfish!
:asian:

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by kenposcum
That was possibly the single best answer I've ever heard for this question...and I've only heard it once before! What a humanitarian lurks underneath that grim GouSurface.

THAT'S A D@MN LIE! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
:cuss:


Originally posted by kenposcum
I don't give a rip if you don't like me, Gou...'cause I really like you!!!

What did I ever do to you huh?
Oh lemme alone...
:disgust:

[cdhall]

Originally posted by kenposcum

That was possibly the single best answer I've ever heard for this question...and I've only heard it once before! What a humanitarian lurks underneath that grim GouSurface. I don't give a rip if you don't like me, Gou...'cause I really like you!!!
I still want bullet-time though. I'm selfish!
:asian:

Hey so what would happen if Gou hugged himself?
He'd disappear!
:roflmao:

[cdhall]

Originally posted by kenposcum

Okay, here's an immature little fantasy: Some omnipotent being decides to grant you one superpower of your choice....

Hey, some of you are picking "packages" I'm going to have to meditate on this one and come back.

Gou of course, had a great answer.

But Kaith cheated.
:D

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by KenpoGirl

Gou that's the best responce on this forum I've read in a long time. Nice to see someone thinking of others without being prompted to.

And BTW, it may not heal my knee, but I'll take a hug from you any day. :kiss:



Hey my powers would help everyone else! I just wasnt thinking like that when I asked for them :rolleyes: And get a room you two.......:shrug: :rofl: :asian:

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
I just wasnt thinking

That is quite possibly the story of your life.

I told you to stop thinking and just do what I say, but would you listen?

NooooOOOOOOOOoooo!

:rolleyes:

[Master of Blades]

Hey Im still the new kid on the block, I need time to learn :p

[KenpoGirl]

Originally posted by Master of Blades

And get a room you two.......:shrug: :rofl: :asian:

:eek:

:anic:

:barf:

enough said.

:p

[GouRonin]

She wants me.

Heh heh heh...
:shrug:

[fist of fury]

Originally posted by GouRonin

She wants me.

Heh heh heh...
:shrug:

How can you stand being such a babe magnet? It must wear you down after a while.

[Bob Hubbard]

I always cheat. :D


Originally posted by cdhall

Hey, some of you are picking "packages" I'm going to have to meditate on this one and come back.

Gou of course, had a great answer.

But Kaith cheated.
:D

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by fist of fury
How can you stand being such a babe magnet? It must wear you down after a while.

Each man must bear his own cross.

I just lent mine to someone else to hold for awhile while I relax.

:rolleyes:

[kenposcum]

Sing it loud, sing it proud:

"Gou is...a cool cool dude,
he don't wanna hurt ya.
If you...f*** with him,
He might rip your head off.
But otherwise,
Gou is so nice,
He's a real nice guy!
Gou is nice!
Gou is nice!
Gou is a gooooood guy, Gou's a good guy,
He is...a real cool dude!"

Sorry Gou...no, I'm not sorry. You brought this upon yourself.
:asian:

[Master of Blades]

Did that even Rhyme? :shrug: :rofl: :asian:

[GouRonin]

Does that go to the tune of "Shaft?"
:confused:

[theneuhauser]

the power to never be tired would be really great. it would almost be like living through two lifetimes.

[Master of Blades]

But you would get so bored.........theres only so much you can do during the night other then pretend to be a vampire and go on a killing spree!.........Not that Ive done that before.......:shrug: :asian:

[sammy3170]

Originally posted by Nyoongar

the ability to control others thoughts and actions and read their minds.

That has a few negative conotations wouldn't you say?

Cheers
Sammy

[Kirk]

Originally posted by GouRonin

Does that go to the tune of "Shaft?"
:confused:


Shut yo' mouth!

[kenposcum]

"Who's that Canuck talkin' all the smack?
GOU!
He's the skinny white dude with a heart of gold
GOU!
(You damn right)
He's an educated man, but none understands him but his...
Gurrroooo
GOU!"
:asian:

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by kenposcum
"Who's that Canuck talkin' all the smack?
GOU!
He's the skinny white dude with a heart of gold
GOU!
(You damn right)
He's an educated man, but none understands him but his...
Gurrroooo
GOU!"


Originally posted by kirk
"Shut yo' mouth!"

If you two keep this up I'll have to start liking you, and we can't have that.

Congrats on the belt Kirk, btw.

[Kirk]

Originally posted by GouRonin

If you two keep this up I'll have to start liking you, and we can't have that.

No, that would kill my rep!


Originally posted by GouRonin

Congrats on the belt Kirk, btw.

Thank you sir!

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by Kirk
Thank you sir!

Sir?

You can't be talking to me...

Are you talking to me?

You can't be talking to me...

:eek:

[Kirk]

Originally posted by GouRonin

Sir?

You can't be talking to me...

Are you talking to me?

You can't be talking to me...

:eek:

I was doing my Ed McMahon impression ... are you doing Dinero
here?

[GouRonin]

You ought to hear my Pachino impression!
:rolleyes:

[Master of Blades]

If Ive said it once, Ill say it again, Get a room! Or at least include me :rolleyes:

:rofl: :shrug: :asian:

[Nyoongar]

Originally posted by sammy3170

That has a few negative conotations wouldn't you say?

Cheers
Sammy

Are you serious?

Why would this be any more negative than the other super powers? There is always an inherent risk that super powers could fall into the wrong hands and be used for evil.

But I figure, since we are talking about super powers here Sammy, that by using mind control, I could control the rest of the super powered freaks and keep a check on them:D

But watch out if I ever do have those powers, you will do what I say! Bow to me my minions!


:rofl:

[tunetigress]

Originally posted by GouRonin

She wants me.

Heh heh heh...
:shrug:


Hey, shall I get in line Gou???? I want you too, just don't tell my hubby!!! :eek:

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by tunetigress
Hey, shall I get in line Gou???? I want you too, just don't tell my hubby!!! :eek:

Well as much as I would like to meet you all at the "No-Tell-Motel" I'll have to just let you all pine away for me like a Tom Jones or Elvis concert.

But I love you all!

[sammy3170]

Originally posted by Nyoongar

Are you serious?

Why would this be any more negative than the other super powers? There is always an inherent risk that super powers could fall into the wrong hands and be used for evil.

But I figure, since we are talking about super powers here Sammy, that by using mind control, I could control the rest of the super powered freaks and keep a check on them:D

But watch out if I ever do have those powers, you will do what I say! Bow to me my minions!


:rofl:

The whole notion of literally controlling others in such a way is just something that doesn't hold much appeal to me. Why no just fly or something? I'm not gonna get to into this here. I don't want to be the dampner on everyone elses fun

Cheers
Sammy

[Bob Hubbard]

I always wanted to be a Dark Jedi.... you know, read minds, choke shmucks from across the room, cast lightning from my fingers....

Course...it got garbled in translation....I now forget things, bring shmucks their coke, and blow smoke outta my ass....

Dang it all...I said DARK JEDI....not DORK Jedi!!!!

sigh....the universe needs a hearing aid....

:D

[Elfan]

Flying... Just the original super cool "super power."

[Master of Blades]

Speaking of which, I wouldnt mind Bishops powers from the X-Men. The capability to re-channel any kinetic energy into blasts or a hit would be just wicked. you would get smakced and then blow them away with a knockout hit! :D

:rofl: :shrug: :asian:

[Aikikitty]

Hmmm... To many awesome super powers to choose from. It would be kind of nice if I had the super power where I could eat whatever I wanted and never have to worry about gaining weight.;)

I think it would be cool to be invunerable! Or to be able to fly or have super speed! The ability to freeze or start fires would be useful. Actually, Superman has all of those and he's almost a boring super hero (except in Smallville) because otherwise he's just too powerful.

Probably the best one to have would to be Super Cute!!! My people are powerless around cute, irrisistable people. Oh wait....I already have that super power........:D ;) :rofl:

Robyn:asian:

[SET_Coo]

i would say telekinesis, then i could use it to make me fly anyway and not waste my superpower gift on flying.

[Nyoongar]

Originally posted by sammy3170
The whole notion of literally controlling others in such a way is just something that doesn't hold much appeal to me. Why no just fly or something? I'm not gonna get to into this here. I don't want to be the dampner on everyone elses fun

Cheers
Sammy


I just though being able to control the despots and evil on this Earth may be a way to achieve a better society.

That way you wouldn't have to lock them up or kill people. But I can see what you mean!

One thing leads to another, the need for power grows, free speech and thought is no longer an option, a world of androids...

Borgs!!!!

[JDenz]

Super Strength or a damn green latern ring.

[Bagatha]

Rogue from x-men was the most powerfull mutant. Touch someone and whala, you get their powers too. That would be sweetest of all. Get EVERYONES powers! lol.

[Kirk]

Originally posted by Bagatha
Rogue from x-men was the most powerfull mutant. Touch someone and whala, you get their powers too. That would be sweetest of all. Get EVERYONES powers! lol.

Yeah, but she couldn't make out with anyone either, let alone
*ahem* boom ditty boom.

I like Wolverine .. never had to excercise, was muscular, and
acrobatic as hell. I'd want his powers and his adamantium.
I wouldn't have the tude though.

[JDenz]

I am telng you green lanterns ring was the best