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chris_มวยไทย
11-08-2006, 02:18 PM
enjoy!

http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/3/2153.htm) Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/3/2006.htm) Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/2/1990.htm) I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: "Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/2/1561.htm) To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/2/1253.htm) Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for
sex.
http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/2/1086.htm) When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/2/1038.htm) The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/1/822.htm) There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/1/791.htm) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
http://www.amusingquotes.com/g/e.gif (http://tafmaster.com/taf/2328/249184/?referrer_url=http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/1/684.htm) We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

stone_dragone
11-21-2006, 08:06 PM
Mostly true, I find.