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KenpoTex
10-25-2006, 08:23 PM
I'm sure this has been posted before (possibly even by me) but it's always good for a laugh. (Lisa and Carol, I'm just kidding :D)

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of
ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me
look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
woman....


























#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!
SFC JeffJ
10-25-2006, 09:13 PM
Oldie but a goodie!
Brian R. VanCise
10-25-2006, 10:16 PM
Definately an oldie but a goodie! :rofl:
Cruentus
10-26-2006, 01:55 AM
Plus, you can lube up your gun and have sex with it....

if your Irish like me....

hello? is this thing on? Tough crowd...tough crowd...

:o

:iws:
Hand Sword
10-26-2006, 02:27 AM
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Cruentus
10-26-2006, 10:29 AM
I was going to say "and guns are like wives, in that they don't have sex with you!" to fullfill my need for a joke. ;)

But then I'd have about 10 posters, not realizing that I am joking, respond with how much sex they are having with their wives....meaning bad visuals for everyone.

So, you all should be thanking me.... :lol2:
Bigshadow
10-26-2006, 10:38 AM
Good one, very funny! :)
Carol
10-26-2006, 10:46 AM
ROFLMAO!! :lfao:
Jonathan
10-26-2006, 10:58 AM
... because Clinique hasn't released "Burnt Gunpowder" as a scent yet? :D
SFC JeffJ
10-26-2006, 11:16 AM
... because Clinique hasn't released "Burnt Gunpowder" as a scent yet? :D
Don't worry about that, just dab a little Break Free behind your ears!
Bigshadow
10-26-2006, 01:57 PM
... because Clinique hasn't released "Burnt Gunpowder" as a scent yet? :D

Tackleberry used gun oil as cologne.... Maybe that will work for you! :p
bydand
10-26-2006, 02:13 PM
Hoppys #9 better than the cheesy Chanel version by the same name.
crushing
10-26-2006, 02:13 PM
Plus, you can lube up your gun and have sex with it....



Cool, you have an M203 too?
Cruentus
10-26-2006, 02:22 PM
Actually, I have one of these...

http://www.educ.um.edu.mt/militarymalta/html/100-ton_gun.html

;)
Lisa
10-26-2006, 02:49 PM
*shakes head...:shrug:
bydand
10-26-2006, 02:58 PM
Cool, you have an M203 too?

Come on now, admit it, you're a varmit shooter and favor the new 17 calibers.

:) :lfao: