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fist of fury
09-24-2002, 11:03 AM
http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/

hubris
09-24-2002, 12:17 PM
Ach! Where do you find these people. <brilloing eyeballs with rubbing alcohol>

:rofl:

Nightingale
09-24-2002, 01:23 PM
men that wear eyeliner worry me...

hubris
09-24-2002, 01:25 PM
yes - and so poorly applied. Please, will someone tell this guy that the cheap stuff you get at the drugstore is sooooo tacky. Go to a department store and get some quality cosmetics.

Rob_Broad
09-24-2002, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by hubris

yes - and so poorly applied. Please, will someone tell this guy that the cheap stuff you get at the drugstore is sooooo tacky. Go to a department store and get some quality cosmetics.

Fist of Fury, I am starting to worry that you have waaaaaaaaaaay too much free time on your hands.

hubris
09-24-2002, 01:53 PM
No, 'tis I Mrs. Hubris Nimby with too much time on her hands. I have tai chi class tonight and the teacher is going to give me a hard time because I haven't been practicing enough. But at least I have a fresh pedicure, so my feet look marvelous. Ah, me!

hubris
09-24-2002, 01:55 PM
Wow! I just got a yellow belt! Awesome! the only injury I need worry about on martialtalk is carpal tunnel syndrome.

Despairbear
09-24-2002, 03:34 PM
Where do you find theise people?


Despair Bear

Master of Blades
09-24-2002, 03:53 PM
.............you crazy ass people...............:shrug:

hubris
09-24-2002, 04:12 PM
dbear - just do a google search. Type in "martial arts pitiful losers"

The Opal Dragon
09-24-2002, 04:42 PM
I'm sorry I looked! :eek: :uhoh: :mst: :erg:

Robyn :erg:

fist of fury
09-24-2002, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Rob_Broad



Fist of Fury, I am starting to worry that you have waaaaaaaaaaay too much free time on your hands.


Yes I do but that wasn't me that made that observation I know very little about eyeliner. Unlike my friend kirk who has quite a massive amount of knowlege of eyeliner and many other feminine accessories.:eek: :D

Kirk
09-24-2002, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by fist of fury




Yes I do but that wasn't me that made that observation I know very litttle about eyeliner. Unlike my friend kirk who has quite a massive amount of knowlege of eyeliner and many other feminine accessories.:eek: :D

A man's gotta earn a livin' somehow!:D

hubris
09-24-2002, 06:19 PM
I admire Kirk's knowledge of eyeliner, etc. So often things of this nature are totally ignored in the martial arts. I think our "prince" needs a make-over PRONTO! He needs a facial, and he needs to get his colors done, and holy heck! I don't know WHAT to say about the hair situation. I beg you all, in the interests of the international martial arts community, to gather up you blow driers and your facial astringent and seek this man out. Now I better go practice my tai chi, or I'll get my ass chewed off in class tonight. At least I have the assurance of know that "Mocha Mauve" was the right color for my toenails.

Nightingale
09-24-2002, 06:20 PM
LOL! hehe. don't tempt me... I have photoshop...

Rob_Broad
09-24-2002, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by nightingale8472

LOL! hehe. don't tempt me... I have photoshop...

I dare you! No, I double dog dare you!:rofl:

Nightingale
09-24-2002, 06:30 PM
hehe. I'll see what I can do in my non-existant spare time!

Nightingale
09-25-2002, 12:43 AM
hehe here ya go

Kirk
09-25-2002, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by nightingale8472

hehe here ya go


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

hubris
09-25-2002, 07:35 AM
That's just lovely, nightengale! You are a multi-talented person. Aren't you and archeologist as well as a martial artist? The gods have hit you with the talent stick, big time. I love the "natural look" contrasted with the bright slash of fire engine red lipstick. Was this an effort on your part to speak to the yin/yang of personal appearance? Also, the pose with the thumb in the mouth is sheet brilliance. Here we see the martial artist demonstrating a desire for innocence and simplicity - a willingness to show vunerablity. Quite refreshing after looking at all these photos of guys smashing boards, waving swords, and endangering the furniture. One last question - the openness of the face and baby-like appearance - is this a reference to the all-important "pre-natal breathing" that we hear about so often in tai chi class? At any rate, the Mrs. Hubris Nimby MA make over fashion award goes to you nightengale. Well done!

Nightingale
09-25-2002, 03:24 PM
hehe... thanks...

ps... I'm an amateur paleontologist, not archaeologist...although archaeology actually interests me more. Its a lot more difficult to get someone to let you work on an archaeological dig, but getting someone to let you dig up a dinosaur is easy if you know who to ask. lol.

Kenpo_student
09-25-2002, 03:43 PM
haha that website was great.