Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?

A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.

Again, hee hee hee!

That is so wrong:) :) :)

Good thing that jokes like that don't start flame wars....:rolleyes:

Heh....just remember, folks....it's a JOKE...;)

Peace--

Whereas a BJJ guy is flat on his back in the tournaments and the streetfights.

The BJJ is flat on his back in the tournaments, but he's dead in the streetfights because while he was in the guard, dealing with one assailant, the guy's buddies came up and kicked him in the head over and over and over....and over and over and over...:asian:

Wow, I like that joke. It was pretty good.

wrong answers...the rite answer will be...
A. with all those Dan stripes in the belt :D :p

inteded pun...


-TkdWarrior-

"Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?

A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights."



I didn't think that joke was funny.

Damian Mavis
Honour TKD

How can you tell a guy studies kenpo?

He's the one throwing 6 punched, 8 kicks, 3 headbutts and 1 eye gouge in the air after his 1st punch took out the glass jawed yetz who attacked him....

OR

When he's got a busted right arm asks his attacker to come back in a few weeks when he can do his technique that he only studied from the right side.

OR

He asks his attacker to pause so he can remember movement 85 in long 4 which is just what he needs at the moment.

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How can you tell a guy studies FMA?
- He's always grinning at the knife show.
- 'Getting Wood' means he's digging out his rattan
- He knows what the phrase 'and you are already cut' means, and remembers it fondly.



I got more around somewhere.....

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz


. . .
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How can you tell a guy studies FMA?
- He's always grinning at the knife show.
- 'Getting Wood' means he's digging out his rattan
- He knows what the phrase 'and you are already cut' means, and remembers it fondly.
.....


How Can you tell someone trains in FMA?

Boy this makes me smile Kaith. Oh How so true all three are.

Here is my addition: When the guy uses his machete to trim down a small tree or brank into a good striking stick. :D

The FMA practitioner is the guy who shows up to the knife fight and has brought enough knives for everyone. :cool:

The FMA Practitioner is also the guy who shows up to the Gun fight with a knife. And then proceeds to explain the rule of 20 Feet for safe distance.:eek:

Rich

How many kenpoists does it take to screw in a light bulb? No kenpoist can do it because SGM Ed Parker never wrote the technique for it:)

Heh heh heh...
The Kenpo ones are actually funnier than my original post!
:asian:

Originally posted by Kenpo Wolf

How many kenpoists does it take to screw in a light bulb? No kenpoist can do it because SGM Ed Parker never wrote the technique for it:)

You are of course, wrong. Which is not uncommon in the Kenpo community. :rolleyes:

It takes 10+ Kenpo Black Belts to screw in a lightbulb.

1 to do it first and 9+ others to gather around and tell him it won't work, and that he is wrong because Mr. Parker showed him another way.

Nevermind that the light is on. Do it again the right way.
:D

:D :D :D
We see a lot of that, don't we?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

An aikidoka does it softer and in harmony :D
A karatedoka does it harder while saying "OUSH" all the time :D
A Tai chi praticer does it slowly and all by himself :D
A Iaidoka does it on the first stroke (draw) :D
A Kempo-ka does it with a stick, screaming :D
A kempo artist uses everypart of his body - twice :D

Enjoy!

/Yari

10 reasons to date a wreestler
Always wears headgear
will eat anything
knows when to push and pull
endurance,endurance endurance
goes hard from start to finishcan work a two on one
knows how to use his hips
can score from any position
never stalls on bottom
knows how to ride

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Originally posted by kenposcum

Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?

A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.

Again, hee hee hee!

What are you, a comedian??? :moon:

Officer: What are you kid, a freakin' comedian or something?

Me: Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am a comedian. That is my chosen profession. Are you discriminating against me on the basis of employment?

Officer:...

:asian:

:) :D :rofl:
Ah huh, you're funny...

:)

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz

How can you tell a guy studies kenpo?

He's the one throwing 6 punched, 8 kicks, 3 headbutts and 1 eye gouge in the air after his 1st punch took out the glass jawed yetz who attacked him....

OR

When he's got a busted right arm asks his attacker to come back in a few weeks when he can do his technique that he only studied from the right side.

OR

He asks his attacker to pause so he can remember movement 85 in long 4 which is just what he needs at the moment.


I got more around somewhere.....

The first one is wicked funny, you come up with that yoruself or from a list somewhere. If a list, please share more.:D

Fellow Artists,

Taekata to Kenpoist: And what am I supposed to do while your dancing about waving your hands in the air?

Kenpoist to Taekata: Be carefu with those kicks, one of these days you're leg is gonna get stuck like that, so don't say I didn't warn ya.

Why do you guys have to make jokes like that. Can't we all just except eachothers styles, as different as they may be?

Originally posted by CraneWings
Why do you guys have to make jokes like that. Can't we all just except eachothers styles, as different as they may be?

No.

:D:D:D:D

How can you tell the difference between a Yiliquan student and any other internal CMA boxer?

The Taiji guy is busy standing still (because it develops power).

The Xingyi guy is busy walking in funny lines (because it develops power).

The Bagua guy is busy walking in circles (because dizziness begets power).

The Yili guy is busy getting up, dusting himself off, taping up the bruised or broken ribs, spitting out a few teeth and a mouthful of blood saying "That was good. Let's try that again..."

(we hit each other for fun... If ever in the SeaTac area, you must visit and ask about the Capitol Hill B*tch Slap...)

Gambarimasu.
:asian:

***CAVEAT: We, in Yiliquan, also practice Xingyiquan, Taijiquan and Baguazhang. The above jokes are intended for humor only, and apply equally to our practice as to that of other IMAists.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kenposcum
[B]Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?

A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.

What's wrong with being on your back? I enjoy it...
:D

Bring it on!

Especially the Kenpo jokes- I resemble the first one ;)

The wrestling jokes I have to send my partner, who was once all-state.

lol jill

Originally posted by Jill666
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kenposcum
[B]Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?

A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.

What's wrong with being on your back? I enjoy it...
:D

Being the honorable gentleman that I am, I will refrain from making a crude comment :)

Originally posted by Jill666
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kenposcum
[B]Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?

A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.

What's wrong with being on your back? I enjoy it...
:D

I............Well I...............Y'know what, its all good :rofl:

Originally posted by Kenpo Wolf
Being the honorable gentleman that I am, I will refrain from making a crude comment :)

Ditto! ;)

Originally posted by Jill666
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kenposcum
[B]Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?

A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.

What's wrong with being on your back? I enjoy it...
:D

What do you mean being on your back? :erg:

Originally posted by cali_tkdbruin
What do you mean being on your back? :erg:

Your a big guy Cali.........guess :rolleyes:

She Will Send a Few Kicks from The Ground
To The Family Jewels.
:idea:

Originally posted by cali_tkdbruin
What do you mean being on your back? :erg:

:eek: Oh my gosh. I think I know. (jumping from the back of class with my arm up. Me Me Me Me hey Me :rofl:

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Your a big guy Cali.........guess :rolleyes:

I think I have a good clue :idea:
But, I too am an honorable gentleman so I won't make public my guess... ;) :rofl:

:D ;)

These guys are way to nice lol you should be over at my place. I even got a mat to cut down on the rug burn =-).

Originally posted by JDenz
These guys are way to nice lol you should be over at my place. I even got a mat to cut down on the rug burn =-).

You're a funny MAist JDenz... :rofl: :rofl:
:lol:

lol oh ya I forgot I am joking. lol unless you serious lol

It's good you protect yourself against rug burn, JD:D

Don't you guys just love Jill's posts! Betcha her husband's always
got a smile on his face!

Originally posted by Kirk
Don't you guys just love Jill's posts! Betcha her husband's always
got a smile on his face!

She seems cool. I do get enjoyment out of reading her posts!:D Very funny stuff.

Originally posted by Kirk
Don't you guys just love Jill's posts! Betcha her husband's always
got a smile on his face!

I 2nd the Smile:boing2:
:boing2:
:boing2:

I kinda like it. It is like a battle scar.

Jill is a good sport, and honest about herself and others.

Her and the others that express themselves here are a major source of my enjoyment for my daily reading.

Thank you all
;)

Originally posted by JDenz
These guys are way to nice lol you should be over at my place. I even got a mat to cut down on the rug burn =-).
Thanks:shrug: Now I have to go wash my eyes out with soap

Very entertaining! :) :D ;)

I don't get it?
:confused: :eek:

:(

Oh no, she fell for it.

*not going to 'splain to Mr. C.. Nope.. nada.. not gonna do it~!!!

I think I need a nurse!:rolleyes: or need to nurse or somethin':drink2tha

What's wrong with being on your back? I enjoy it...


It appears that you've learned to deal with "the mount."

:eek:
chufeng

How can you tell if someone practices WuShu?

They run, run, run, punch, run, kick, jump, land, pose....and then do it again, and again, and again...

:asian:
chufeng

It appears that you've learned to deal with "the mount"

That's wrong on far too many levels.






Funny, but wrong.


Then again, one does have to be very careful how to ... er... position oneself one wrestles, so I suppose the argument's relative.

(Sorry, I had to do it)

It appears that you've learned to deal with "the mount"

That's wrong on far too many levels.






Funny, but wrong.


Then again, one does have to be very careful how to ... er... position oneself one wrestles, so I suppose the argument's relative.
(Sorry, I had to say it) ;P


--Cliarlaoch

whoops... sorry about the extra posts... :(

Ya right trying to up your posts on Jill's dime err 50 cents lol

That's wrong on far too many levels.

Not at all...

I think it very important to be effective in ground fighting...
Jill666 has found her "comfort zone" with this particular aspect of her art...how many of you enjoy being your backs?

You see what I mean?

:asian:
chufeng

Originally posted by chufeng
Not at all...

I think it very important to be effective in ground fighting...
Jill666 has found her "comfort zone" with this particular aspect of her art...how many of you enjoy being your backs?

You see what I mean?

:asian:
chufeng
I much prefer a Recliner......

other then you guys crack me up!:rofl:

Originally posted by chufeng


"comfort zone"
:asian:
chufeng

Indeed... :)

I don't know, I thought the goal was not to get "pinned" while wrestling.

You have to get a hold of yourself to take control of the situation.




Argh, getting worse... puns... and... bad entendres... causing... brain... to leak out... of ears... (bad Shatner impression)

You all can get ahold of yourselves ;) I have someone.

And by the way, NOBODY pins me...

I have to admit.. I enjoy ground work.. :) Just about Every fight is going to end up on the ground.. so it's best to know what to do in that respect.. my jiu jitsu training works right along with Kenpo.. :)


And practicing is fun *G*

Originally posted by Jill666
You all can get ahold of yourselves ;) I have someone.

And by the way, NOBODY pins me...

I think your man would object to that remark :rofl:

You don't hang out with enough wrestlers then