View Full Version : Hilarious ninja website


Kenpo_student
09-10-2002, 03:08 PM
You guys may have seen this one before but I am new here and wanted to share this with anyone who might not have seen it. Go to www.realultimatepower.net but beware after viewing this site you will totally flip out and want to kill stuff(look at the web site you will know what I mean)

Bob Hubbard
09-10-2002, 03:11 PM
I like the official theme music.... :D

jkn75
09-10-2002, 03:22 PM
Some people have too much free time but it is funny.
:ninja:

thatoneguy
10-29-2002, 05:39 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
hehe
that was funny
got any more sites like that

Jay Bell
10-29-2002, 06:43 PM
Ninja Burger (http://www.ninjaburger.com)

Karate in just a few steps (http://www.sardonia.org/karate/index.html)

Seig
10-30-2002, 04:11 AM
Originally posted by Kenpo_student

You guys may have seen this one before but I am new here and wanted to share this with anyone who might not have seen it. Go to www.realultimatepower.net but beware after viewing this site you will totally flip out and want to kill stuff(look at the web site you will know what I mean)
After listening to that damnable music, I'm ready to flip out and chop someone's head off...........................ch ch ch ch kill kill kill kill ch ch ch kill kill kill kill ch ch ch ch......

Seig
10-30-2002, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by Jay Bell

Ninja Burger (http://www.ninjaburger.com)

Karate in just a few steps (http://www.sardonia.org/karate/index.html)
The truth is that young master beardsley ate a ninja burger and then flipped out and wanted to kill people, but lacking a sword he was unable to chop heads off......

Elfan
11-11-2002, 12:49 PM
The guy got sued for his site!

http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html

http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/ninja.html

I must say this is the stupidest lawsuit ever, the kid better win.

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Kirk
11-11-2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Elfan

The guy got sued for his site!

http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html

http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/ninja.html

I must say this is the stupidest lawsuit ever, the kid better win.

Woohoo Post 100!:D

Jeez! How ridiculous can you get!?!?!?! That lady has too much
time on her hands, and too big a stick up her butt.

Seig
11-12-2002, 05:35 AM
The kid is too funny! Is that real or is it made up? I can't see CNN publishing the "pork as many babes" thing.

Nightingale
11-12-2002, 02:13 PM
probably not real. Anycities is a free host, and its easy enough to copy the CNN logos.

I went to CNN and searched for "ninja lawsuit" and found nothing.

Elfan
11-12-2002, 04:35 PM
I thought it was real at first but I looked at that pic of the kid with a firsbee... I don't the the kid is 10 as it was a prety good fake.



A depiction of how ninjas commit "Seppeku" with a Frisbee done here by a minor

hubris
12-01-2002, 06:04 PM
That ninja kid needs a spanking. Then he should be sent to his room, with no computer, tv, music sources, etc. and be forced to do his homework. Swallowing a frisbee, indeed. And he says on his website that those who don't believe him probably haven't even "seen a naked girl." Listen up, ninja boy: would you know what to do with a naked girl, assuming you ever stumbled across one? I didn't think so. Hand me that frisbee and march straight off to you room, pronto, young man. And wipe that smirk off your face, or I'll spank you again.

Mrs. Hubris Nimby

cali_tkdbruin
12-02-2002, 09:47 PM
After checking out this site and just having wasted valuable time, time I might add that I'll never get back, I now feel like cutting off my own head or flipping out...
:ninja:

Kirk
12-03-2002, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by cali_tkdbruin

After checking out this site and just having wasted valuable time, time I might add that I'll never get back, I now feel like cutting off my own head or flipping out...
:ninja:

LOL!!! But stick around here .. Mrs Nimby is talking about
spanking!! :D

cali_tkdbruin
12-03-2002, 02:37 AM
Hey Kirk, oh yeah, yeah, yeah!!! What the hell was I thinking? :confused:
I'll think I'll hang out here for a while :wink2:

Ah, Mrs. Nimby, excuse me ma'am but I've also been a very bad, misbehaving boy...
:uhyeah: