Become a black belt by mail! My review of Ashida Kim's Mugei Mumei no Jitsu.

[Phil Elmore]

Become a black belt by mail!

But beware the awful consequences should you pervert or steal the powerful knowledge contained within this text!

So Speak The Ancients!

Today I am a black belt wielding these awesome powers. Read all about it in my review of Ashida Kim's "book," Mugei Mumei no Jitsu, which appears here (http://philelmore.com/martial/mugei.htm) on my web page.

[Kirk]

ROFL! Congratulations!

[7starmantis]

OMG!
Why didn't anyone tell me, I have been working, and slaving, and sweating, and hurting, all for nothing!!


7sm

[Kirk]

We need a "throw sand in the eyes" smiley

[MartialArtist]

Become a master for only $99.95

[jkn75]

Thank you for this review. Everyone should take a look.

Favorite line="Attempting to explain to her the grave nature of the information contained in the book, I read aloud the awful predictions within the mandamus.

"I'm afraid my opinion of your black belt has dropped," she said. "

Beautiful.:rofl:

[Deathtrap101]

oh man i gota start carrying around a little pouch of sand, id be unstoppable......Unless he's wearing glasses.......or is a blind grand master......

[tonbo]

....and all I really ever needed was a booklet and some SAND.

@#$&($*%@(*&.....*grumble*.....*grumble*.....okay, back to the thread of "The MA ain't sh**t".....heheh.....

Congratulations, Phil, on both your Black Belt and an excellently written review.

And thanks for not repeating anything directly from the book. I noticed that the new guy around here had a shaved head and preferred wearing robes instead of jeans......he says it's just an old habit (no pun intended), but I'm thinking that he's really somehow connected with Ashida Kim's network.....

....then again, maybe I'm wrong. Hope I don't find out the hard way. There's no sand in my cubicle--I'd be screwed. :D

Peace--

[arnisador]

How much did the "book" cost you?

[KennethKu]

There is a ninja site where for $299 (on sale!) you can buy a set of video and become a cerified Ninja blackbelt (after you send in a video of you doing the moves) :rolleyes: Saw something about Combat Hapkido too. Not to be left out, World JKD Federation has a similar deal where you become certified ranked in JKD and even an instructor too!

[fist of fury]

Laugh now but he's known to astral spies to find those that mock him. Don't be surprised to awaken one night to find this deadly man assassinating you. Unless of course you bought his book them you might have a fighting chance.
:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

[tonbo]

I don't fear the assassins.

I have a bag of sand beside my bed, and I have prepared myself mentally to use it.

Overkill? Nah. Just preparedness. :)

Peace--

[Samurai]

Does the "Sand in the Eye Defense" work against astral spies AND astral lawyers?

Thanks
Jeremy Bays

[Samurai]

Phil,

Please be careful. This might be you someday if you continue to abuse The Supreme Grand Poohba Kim's book.

:toilclaw:

Jeremy Bays

[Phil Elmore]

You can see a listing of all of Mr. Kim's books, complete with pricing, at the DOJO Press website. Just go to http://www.ashidakim.com and then click the link for DOJO Press.

[Shinzu]

very funny... thanx for sharing. i just ordered a 100 pounds of fine grain sand for those enemies with though resistant..LOL:rofl:

[black_tiger]

lol. Good stuff!

[Jenna]

What happened to Phil Elmore? I have not heard him around in ages. Them were the days :)

[Chris Parker]

Ah, Phil's still around, don't worry... he just doesn't post here anymore.

[clfsean]

Jeez... 9 years dead... then necromancy powers to 110%...

[punisher73]

The power of the astral-mancers!!

[Xue Sheng]

But it only rates a
:deadhorse:deadhorse:

On the beat a dead horse scale :D

[Carol]

But it only rates a
:deadhorse:deadhorse:

On the beat a dead horse scale :D


Ah true...but a 9 year old post? That may be the most epic thread necro yet :D :D

[Steve]

I just wish I could read the review. Link is 404.

[Jenna]

I do not know what is wrong with a little forum conjuring and necromancy. Personally I find some of the more engaging conversations are with the dead.

[Xue Sheng]

Ah true...but a 9 year old post? That may be the most epic thread necro yet :D :D

True...but then we are talking about Ashida Kim :D

[Bob Hubbard]

We have no problem with old topics being kicked back up. There's 1 million+ posts here. :)

But as to Ashida, Shh.....he might hear, and then we'll all be dead like URK!!!!...

[Champ-Pain]

I see Judo is not the only M/A style with this problem. O-Sensei Phil Porter - who holds a 10th degree blackbelt in at least 15 different styles, according to his website, will gladly promote you to a Judo blackbelt thru his own organization - USMA - However, I don't believe that any legit organization would recognize it. Hell, his own 10th degree blackbelt in Judo is NOT recognized by the Kodokan, IJF or USA Judo, and many of his other 10th dans are either honorary or awarded by his own organization - and unrecognized by most all others.

[stone_dragone]

I doubt that Porter Sensei would promote anyone else these days... But if he did, they're likely to be just as accepted as before he died.


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