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mantis
10-03-2005, 07:42 PM
hi
when ur about to fight with someone
you go "whoo", "waaa", and something like "wataaaa"...
which stance do you use before you engage?
and what is the proper sound associated with it?

p.s. try to be funny :)

clfsean
10-03-2005, 09:59 PM
Actually mine has a barely audible "click click" as I assume a Modified Weaver stance & pull the hammer back on my Sig... :mp5:

Shizen Shigoku
10-03-2005, 11:49 PM
I look around with a dumb look on my face and ask, "what's going on here?"

Andrew Green
10-03-2005, 11:52 PM
Crane stance (Karate Kid version) is my personal favorite :D

Either that or a flying leaping rolling mess that involves yelling "Drunken monkey!"

OnlyAnEgg
10-04-2005, 08:28 AM
hi
when ur about to fight with someone
you go "whoo", "waaa", and something like "wataaaa"...
which stance do you use before you engage?
and what is the proper sound associated with it?

p.s. try to be funny :)
I tend to do a highly modified Drunken Master and then go 'Muad'Dib!' [attack] then, almost to myself, I say, 'my name is a killing word'.

Mostly, fighting the advanced belts, I just fall down and say, 'Turtle-do'.

Shaolinwind
10-04-2005, 09:52 AM
hi
when ur about to fight with someone
you go "whoo", "waaa", and something like "wataaaa"...
which stance do you use before you engage?
and what is the proper sound associated with it?

p.s. try to be funny :)
Oooo, a good whooo or waaaaaa demands a couple really fast flowering hand techniques, using say... crane beaks or something followed by a ridiculously low fighting stance.

I would reccomend for full effect to follow up with some tough sounding phrase like "Let's see how you stand up to my Eagle's claw!!" or the obligatory "You killed my master!!!" Use your own or take one from your favorite movie!

Then naturally, you must turn your forward guarding hand and wave towards yourself with your fingers and give them the c'mere sign.

I watch too many kf movies. :rolleyes:

jonah2
10-04-2005, 11:00 AM
I watch too many kf movies. :rolleyes:
Of course the lips should move independantly of the words comming out in traditional dub fashion.

What about the obligatory wipe of the nostral with the thumb followed by a lift of the trousers of the front leg in true bruce lee style!!

Oh thats true bad arse stance that is.

jonah

Gin-Gin
10-04-2005, 11:46 AM
I would reccomend for full effect to follow up with some tough sounding phrase like "Let's see how you stand up to my Eagle's claw!!" or the obligatory "You killed my master!!!" Use your own or take one from your favorite movie!

Then naturally, you must turn your forward guarding hand and wave towards yourself with your fingers and give them the c'mere sign.Classic! :rofl: Of course the lips should move independantly of the words comming out in traditional dub fashion.

What about the obligatory wipe of the nostril with the thumb followed by a lift of the trousers of the front leg in true Bruce Lee style!!I think we've all seen too many Kung Fu movies! :roflmao:

mantis
10-04-2005, 01:21 PM
lol
i guess i really need to copy jackie chan's accent to be in a good stance!

Flying Crane
10-04-2005, 01:47 PM
If someone faced me with one of these rediculous stances, i would just tell 'em "well, I wouldn't even notice, 'cause I'd be too busy lookin' good"

arnisador
10-04-2005, 01:50 PM
If someone faced me with one of these rediculous stances, i would just tell 'em "well, I wouldn't even notice, 'cause I'd be too busy lookin' good"
Ah, a classic!

mantis
10-04-2005, 02:21 PM
If someone faced me with one of these rediculous stances, i would just tell 'em "well, I wouldn't even notice, 'cause I'd be too busy lookin' good" hello brandon lee

MA-Caver
10-04-2005, 02:21 PM
Of course the lips should move independantly of the words comming out in traditional dub fashion. Along with some voice that totally doesn't fit the person or sometimes followed by a high pitched "ooooh weee-ooooh-weee-oooh" (the Kung-Pow girl)

What about the obligatory wipe of the nostril with the thumb followed by a lift of the trousers of the front leg in true bruce lee style!!
Oh thats true bad arse stance that is.
jonah

Yes that's my traditonal stance until the opponent (aka "the guy who's going to beat my arse into next week because I was stupid enough to even think of pissing him off enough to warrant the title 'my asskicker' ") makes his first move and then I cower and whimper "don't hit me"

The Kai
10-04-2005, 02:30 PM
If someone faced me with one of these rediculous stances, i would just tell 'em "well, I wouldn't even notice, 'cause I'd be too busy lookin' good"
Man, you're right out ta a comic book

Flying Crane
10-04-2005, 02:47 PM
hello brandon lee
Nope, Jim Kelly

Gin-Gin
10-04-2005, 03:20 PM
Nope, Jim KellyOh yeah - from "Enter the Dragon," right? :D

Flying Crane
10-04-2005, 03:36 PM
Oh yeah - from "Enter the Dragon," right? :D
You got it.

Navarre
10-04-2005, 03:54 PM
If you can do Trinity's hover prior to your front kick, that looks really impressive. ... Actually, if you can already hover you probably don't need to worry about the fight at all!


While you're moving your lips out of synch with your high-pitched Chinese-accented words, be sure to also create a sound effect with every movement you make, no matter how small.

Flying Crane
10-04-2005, 04:03 PM
It has always been my secret goal to leave a sonic boom with each and every one of my punches and kicks. still working on it...

Wild Bill
10-04-2005, 04:06 PM
http://www.comegetyousome.com/fight_video_18.htm



This is great! Couple guys arguing. Then on guy gets into a deep Kung-Fu stance in the street. Now the guy that wanted to fight is having second thoughts. Pretty interesting. This is one of those that can be learned from. Check it out

mantis
10-04-2005, 07:35 PM
http://www.comegetyousome.com/fight_video_18.htm



This is great! Couple guys arguing. Then on guy gets into a deep Kung-Fu stance in the street. Now the guy that wanted to fight is having second thoughts. Pretty interesting. This is one of those that can be learned from. Check it out

thank you
except i cant read the bright color
haha

MA-Caver
10-05-2005, 12:41 AM
thank you
except i cant read the bright color
haha
ditto, I've had to highlight it to read it... weird huh?

Oh and that vid showed up elsewhere on this forum btw... :D

lonecoyote
10-05-2005, 12:22 PM
Stance is not important. Just stare directly into his eyes. Right into his eyes. Mad dog the heck out of him. The tension must be killing him. Then I take out my walkman and it plays spaghetti western music. Sometimes (read all the time) I take off my shirt.

Flying Crane
10-05-2005, 12:58 PM
Stance is not important. Just stare directly into his eyes. Right into his eyes. Mad dog the heck out of him. The tension must be killing him. Then I take out my walkman and it plays spaghetti western music. Sometimes (read all the time) I take off my shirt.
you must be the guy I ran into in the back alley the other night. turned my legs to jelly...

mantis
10-05-2005, 01:18 PM
Stance is not important. Just stare directly into his eyes. Right into his eyes. Mad dog the heck out of him. The tension must be killing him. Then I take out my walkman and it plays spaghetti western music. Sometimes (read all the time) I take off my shirt. i believe you
stance is not important in martial arts at all
well, at least not when the machine gun is ready to unleash 500 bullets a minute

arnisador
10-05-2005, 01:40 PM
I remember Clint Eastwood in the The Eiger Sanction, hitting the character Pope (?) right between the eyes as he dropped into a kung fu stance...

mantis
10-05-2005, 01:46 PM
I remember Clint Eastwood in the The Eiger Sanction, hitting the character Pope (?) right between the eyes as he dropped into a kung fu stance... he was out of bullets

Darksoul
11-07-2005, 04:26 PM
-Wait! You all forgot one very important part of the exchange. You must look to the heavens, sigh, and beg the gods for forgivness for the blood you must now spill. Hahaha!

A---)

mj_lover
11-07-2005, 11:51 PM
burst into random kata, after getting pummled, he won't know what hit him!

maunakumu
11-14-2005, 08:44 PM
I usually just try to hover slightly off the ground. I mean, if you show your opponent that you can fly, you'd be giving away the advantage of surprise!

All the while, while I'm in the air, I wiggle my toes so he can't knock me out with flying chi balls.