View Full Version : Become a 4th Dan in 5 Minutes


Zoran
06-30-2002, 12:24 AM
Click Here (http://www.karateplanet.com/all_pages/public/tour/accelLearning_1.asp)

TLH3rdDan
06-30-2002, 12:35 AM
wow thats awesome and here i have been just wasting all these years training and now they come out with this... hummm now where to get the 1.4 million dollars... hummm maybe i can go hook up with ashida kim and do some contract killing some place over seas lol

Zoran
06-30-2002, 12:53 AM
Well, if you really need the money...try this thread;

http://www.martialtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2493

TLH3rdDan
06-30-2002, 12:59 AM
lol yeah i got one of those emails a few weeks ago.... the sad thing is that there are some suckers out there that will fall for that

Zoran
06-30-2002, 01:05 AM
I get one a month now.:shrug: Always a different story.

Good story lines, nice plots, the ending is predictable. I give 3 1/2 stars. :D

TLH3rdDan
06-30-2002, 01:31 AM
you know if the jackass writing those things would apply that great writing talent to a book they would be making millions lol

Seig
06-30-2002, 01:43 PM
I had a power outage in the middle of the upload and I am not a cabbage!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:

tonbo
07-16-2002, 12:23 PM
That was INCREDIBLE!!

Now, I am a 4th Dan, and able to lay a serious whuppin on anybody I want to!! After only a 10 second download, I am a true *master*, ready to rock and roll with the best of them!! Why, I don't think I need to......

.....wait......

Oh, blast. That was just the 60 second version. Now it's gone. Sheeeesh. Now I gotta come up with a couple million dollars, or.....*gasp*.....do it the hard way......

Good thing my application with Ninja Burger was accepted. :D

Thanks for the laugh....

Peace--

:rofl:

Yari
07-17-2002, 04:54 AM
Hey

I found a way to mental loop it.

There is just 1 slight problem, that I forget that I've already looped it once, so I start all over....

Hey

I found a way to mental loop it.

There is just 1 slight problem, that I forget that I've already looped it once, so I start all over....

Hey

I found a way to mental loop it.

There is just 1 slight problem, that I forget that I've already looped it once, so I start all over....

Hey

I found a way to mental loop it.

There is just 1 slight problem, that I forget that I've already looped it once, so I start all over....



/Yari

kenposcum
10-09-2002, 05:43 PM
Please, please, please tell me they were joking.
It's so hard to tell these days...:asian:

Seig
10-10-2002, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by kenposcum

Please, please, please tell me they were joking.
It's so hard to tell these days...:asian:
What could possibly make you think they are joking?

Zoran
10-10-2002, 04:25 AM
I just took their 10 minute 8th dan course. Although, it did take me 12 minutes. I guess I'm a little slow.:D

Damian Mavis
10-10-2002, 05:52 AM
I feel like an idiot... for a second I thought it was real...

Damian Mavis
Honour TKD

jkn75
10-10-2002, 12:54 PM
At first I thought it was real because I expected a video program or certificate for $$$. But no, just good old fashioned humor.

kenposcum
10-14-2002, 12:36 PM
(wiping sweat off forehead)
Thank God it was a joke...it would destroy my faith in humanity if they were serious...:asian:

thesensei
10-30-2002, 08:39 AM
swweeeettt!!! when can i test for 5th???


and now, i'm finally a yellow belt!!! feels good...

Eraser
11-10-2002, 11:07 PM
HEy.. WOW.. that was a trip.. and now im a 4th dan.. whoo hoo.. world look out!!! hahahahaha!!
THanks for the laugh!!

:D

cali_tkdbruin
12-18-2002, 03:09 AM
Well that was very nice and enlightening! When I think of all the years I wasted just reaching first dan, and in a few minutes I'm all the way up to fourth dan? Where did I go wrong??? :confused:

JDenz
12-18-2002, 04:02 AM
that was pretty good you set it up well I really thought that it was a serious thing from your post lol

D.Cobb
12-25-2002, 08:20 AM
Oh man, I am so p****d off! I thought it was real... Now that I know otherwise, I have had to console myself by settling for 2nd and sending $US145.00 away for one of those 2 cd sets. At least with them you get a genuine rank.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
--Dave

Chronuss
01-04-2003, 12:13 AM
what...it didn't work for you guys? :eek:

arnisador
01-04-2003, 12:22 AM
You can become a licensed minister in the same amount of time!