Bob Hubbard
10-25-2001, 02:27 PM
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU'RE A MIDDLE-AGED MARTIAL ARTIST
by Kevin Quinley (resident geezer in his TaeKwonDo Dojang in Fairfax,Va.)
10: You savor the flavor of Nuprin.
9: You Kia and your dentures hit the person in front of you in class.
8: Your training partner begins each move with the statement, "I really don't want to hurt you..."
7: You mail-order the prune scented Dit Dat Jow.
6: You ask Sensei about the use of a walker in Kuboda training.
5: Like a toothache, it feels so good when you stop!
4: You discover that sweat really is the fountain of youth.
3: You tire of swapping lies about golf and instead enjoy discussing your favorite kata
2: You rent a forklift to help you out of your easy chair.
and, the number 1 reason
Your family nickname is "Rice Crispy," because when you get out of bed in the morning, there's a deafening sound of snap, crackle and pop!
by Kevin Quinley (resident geezer in his TaeKwonDo Dojang in Fairfax,Va.)
10: You savor the flavor of Nuprin.
9: You Kia and your dentures hit the person in front of you in class.
8: Your training partner begins each move with the statement, "I really don't want to hurt you..."
7: You mail-order the prune scented Dit Dat Jow.
6: You ask Sensei about the use of a walker in Kuboda training.
5: Like a toothache, it feels so good when you stop!
4: You discover that sweat really is the fountain of youth.
3: You tire of swapping lies about golf and instead enjoy discussing your favorite kata
2: You rent a forklift to help you out of your easy chair.
and, the number 1 reason
Your family nickname is "Rice Crispy," because when you get out of bed in the morning, there's a deafening sound of snap, crackle and pop!