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fist of fury
06-21-2002, 02:46 PM
http://www.geocities.com/namatkungfu/frames.htm

deadhand31
06-21-2002, 03:20 PM
Chi web? Bear attack? Touch of death?!! HAHAHAHA
oh god, that's hilarious... thanks, i need a good laugh!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

chufeng
06-21-2002, 03:46 PM
I didn't realize Bruce Lee was still alive...
I wonder if Elvis learned from this guy...or if they talk to each other even today.

chufeng

Kirk
06-21-2002, 03:54 PM
Hmm .. The "Sifu" was born in 1970 .. Bruce Lee died in 1974 ..
yet he claims to be Bruce's teacher. I guess he was born a
grandmaster ... studied in the womb. :shrug:

Cruentus
06-21-2002, 03:55 PM
I've already ordered the entire Video set. Now what am I gonna do? How will I learn the secrets?:p

theneuhauser
06-21-2002, 05:25 PM
i honestly have no idea whether that is serious or not:confused:

Dennis_Mahon
06-21-2002, 05:28 PM
This is even funnier than the guys who claimed "ninjitsu" came from Egypt.:lol:

When, oh when, will this madness end?:idunno:

Monkey King
06-21-2002, 06:11 PM
Another Jack of all trades and master of none.

Correction...Bruce Lee died in '73.

And how in the world can anyone be a grandmaster at 32?

"This guy has beat all of his opponents..." then he woke up.




sheesh! Wannabes...:rolleyes:

fist of fury
06-21-2002, 06:16 PM
You guys laugh now but want until you get hit with his spider chi grip:shrug:

TLH3rdDan
06-21-2002, 06:47 PM
i feel that i have lost 20 IQ points after reading that thing called a webpage... people like that should be beaten... with their own arms and legs...

Klondike93
06-21-2002, 08:04 PM
I like where it says that Sub-Zero is based on his life, that was just too good. Now to watch some videos and learn how to shoot ice out of my fingertips :shrug:


:asian:

Rob_Broad
06-21-2002, 09:42 PM
This guy is trying to outdo Ashida Kim. I pray that anyone who ever buys this crap does so for entertainment purposes only, and that the atleasr get a kiss goodnight first.

Sigung86
06-23-2002, 01:30 PM
I dunno... I think the website was really funny as heck. Great reading... I noticed that Hagbard Celine left a note in the guest book as well as Gou. Heady stuff on that website. :rofl:

Dan

tonbo
06-23-2002, 06:02 PM
Oh, my.

Looks like my authority has been challenged. Anyone teaching these techniques has violated some ancient code of ethics and needs to be stopped. This is secret knowledge, and this man is just throwing it out there on the web for all to see!!

Everyone knows that the Chi Web technique takes more like 20 years to master, not 10. False advertising!!

Time to "Unleash the Tiger" on this guy.....

:rofl:

:rolleyes:

Good parody, though, all things considered....

Peace--

Sigung86
06-23-2002, 08:59 PM
Anybody out here old enough to remember the old Martial Arts Mag advertisements for Honorable Master Kung fu? Stuff so deadly, so secret that if his identity were revealed that his fellow Masters would have to kill him? :lol:

I suspect that this is his son, Honorable Master Kung fu Junior! :roflmao:

Dan

Kirk
06-25-2002, 01:04 AM
This is just TOO funny!

http://www.geocities.com/namatkungfu/response.htm

Rob_Broad
06-25-2002, 01:08 AM
What's an Assgumption?

GouRonin
06-25-2002, 01:16 AM
We're all doomed. Doomed as doomed can be.

Rob_Broad
06-25-2002, 01:18 AM
From the flames on the webpage and all the talk about fire and getting burned we might be dealing with a pyromaniac.:flammad: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Kirk
06-25-2002, 01:23 AM
Posted on the site:
UPDATE 22 June 2002: We have redesign our site with all new graphics and animations to go with our new pilosophy.


And what pilosophy is that? Spelling correctly?

Zoran
06-25-2002, 03:15 AM
I don't know about anyone else but I sure could have used that "spider chi grip" when I was bouncer.:D

tonbo
06-25-2002, 10:47 AM
This is truly amazing.

Nice difficult to read font, and lousy spelling. Not only that, but half of what was said makes no sense. Sounds like someone got their undies in a bunch because people question their lineage. The "Namat Temple"'s response is to call people names in return, and not truly explain anything.

I have seen behavior like this before......in the schoolyard. C'mon, guys...if you *really* want to be taken seriously, try entering an open forum, instead of sitting on your website blubbering about how you don't get no respect.

PuhLEEEEZE. :rolleyes:

Hey, wait.....wasn't one of their head students/instructors actually Count Dante? :cool:

Peace--

fist of fury
06-25-2002, 12:29 PM
This is a proclaimed student defending his instructor and his website. All original poor grammer and spelling has been preserved. You'll notice that his spelling is similar to his instructor's.
**************************************************
ity Is not a Joke Namat Temple Boxing is a Legitieistyle

there is Already a Thread about This on the Other Related arts Forums to explain About the Background IT IS NOT HUMERUS IF YOU KNOW THE BACKGROUND!!!!!

SOME OTHER POINTS
(1) Sifu Thom Nelson was Not Responding to This thread it Was to other Threads WAKE UP ISIOT

(2) Sifu Thom Nelson WILL not Post here I am his Student I will Post here and Answer Questions Thom Nelson is Too Busy Training and Teaching (UnLIKE YOU OBVIOUSLY) too Spend time Discussing RETARD words on teh INTERRNET

(3) I AM SICK OF THE TROLLS ON THIS WEBSITE ATTACKING MTY SIFUS SCHOOL IF YOU ARE NOT HERE FOR PROPER SDICUSSION I QWILL LEAVE THE Forum FOREVER (EXCEPT CYBERTRAINING)!!! THERE SOMETIMES ARE ONLY TROLLS ON THIS FORUM AND NO LEFIGTTIMAT POSTERS!!! WTF?????

(4) Uo are COPYING bits From the website (Although Told NOT to!!!) but not Reading It??? Read The bit where it Says We are True. Pay Atention Losers

Cruentus
06-25-2002, 01:43 PM
As funny as this is, it's sad that there are some real sick people out there that will fall for all the "Sifu Tom Nelsons," and Asada Kim's, and the Cho Moo Do's, and the other B.S.-ers that are out there. I have difficulty imagining these types having a student base; but unfortunatily I have directly seen fakers right in my own neighborhood mislead people.

It's too bad that there are enough people out there who want to escape reality rather then face it that will join up with these fools.:shrug: