Sigung86
06-21-2002, 08:37 AM
Gary, an old Texan driving a new pickup truck, stops to pick up this cute teen age girl hitch hiker, she climbs up in the cab and looks at him a little nerviously and asks to go to the next town.
Everything go fine for about 10 miles when all of a sudden a jack rabbit darts across the road and gets crushed by the tires. Well the girl starts getting hysterical about the rabbit thats now road pizza.
Gary pulls over and tells her, "sorry mam but things like that happen!"
Well, she asks to go back and at least give it a good burial, and seeing how upset she is he agrees. As Gary is turning the truck around he reaches behind the seats, rummages around in the empty cans and boxes , suddenly smiles and says, you know I forgot I had this!!!!
With his big hand around a spray can he approchs the splattered rabbit, kicks the pieces into a neat pile and sprays the remains soaking wet. The rabbit jumps up good as new , darts off 50 feet stops, turns around and waves at them, runs 50 more feet turns around and waves at them, runs 50 more feet, and turns and waves untill hes out of sight, the girl, her eyes as big as dinner plates studders "whaaattt waassss in thheee caannn"????
Gary says, " I'ts just an old can of hair restorer, with built in permanent wave" ...
Ba-dump-bump- Tsssscchhh . :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dan
Everything go fine for about 10 miles when all of a sudden a jack rabbit darts across the road and gets crushed by the tires. Well the girl starts getting hysterical about the rabbit thats now road pizza.
Gary pulls over and tells her, "sorry mam but things like that happen!"
Well, she asks to go back and at least give it a good burial, and seeing how upset she is he agrees. As Gary is turning the truck around he reaches behind the seats, rummages around in the empty cans and boxes , suddenly smiles and says, you know I forgot I had this!!!!
With his big hand around a spray can he approchs the splattered rabbit, kicks the pieces into a neat pile and sprays the remains soaking wet. The rabbit jumps up good as new , darts off 50 feet stops, turns around and waves at them, runs 50 more feet turns around and waves at them, runs 50 more feet, and turns and waves untill hes out of sight, the girl, her eyes as big as dinner plates studders "whaaattt waassss in thheee caannn"????
Gary says, " I'ts just an old can of hair restorer, with built in permanent wave" ...
Ba-dump-bump- Tsssscchhh . :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dan