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RCastillo
05-08-2002, 12:02 AM
How is it that Dennis Conatser is a 3rd Dan Black Belt on this Forum already? Who does he know? How much money is he dolling out to the moderators here? Interested parties would like to know!:soapbox:
Bob Hubbard
05-08-2002, 12:24 AM
Its all in the post count. He's been posting his backside off. (heck, somedays even I can't keep up with him) :)

Of course, if you'd like to make a 'small' donation.... :rofl:



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Goldendragon7
05-08-2002, 01:29 AM
You shoulda took typing in school ....... like me!

:asian:
Turner
05-08-2002, 01:39 AM
oh dear, those TKD roots are starting to show.... getting far too interested in rank.... :EG: :lol:
Goldendragon7
05-08-2002, 01:44 AM
but that TKD turned Kenpo (makes me wonder if he really is Kenpo now) Guy ~ Ricardo Castillo.......... sure seems to be.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
RCastillo
05-08-2002, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by Goldendragon7

but that TKD turned Kenpo (makes me wonder if he really is Kenpo now) Guy ~ Ricardo Castillo.......... sure seems to be.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey, what about those feathers you said were getting stronger? What was that I was wearing, a weave?:eek:
Turner
05-08-2002, 02:03 AM
No.. stronger was referring to the smell... he said bigger when talking 'bout the feathers. :EG:
Goldendragon7
05-08-2002, 03:28 AM
He may be trying to trick me!
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Goldendragon7
05-08-2002, 03:30 AM
You have too many bones!!

:rofl:
Turner
05-08-2002, 04:48 AM
That is probably the reason Gou is allowing him to have tx...
Turner
05-08-2002, 05:23 AM
Congrats on the 3rd Dan Golden Dragon... oh wait.. I mean MASTER... yeesh, slow down so some of us can catch up.
WilliamTLear
05-08-2002, 05:25 AM
(It has a nice ring to it)... Oh damn... What have I done... he's gunna kill me for this one...

Billy
Goldendragon7
05-08-2002, 12:29 PM
as you bow when you smirk!:rofl: :asian:
Seig
05-09-2002, 03:54 AM
Smirking sir!
Sigung86
05-09-2002, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by WilliamTLear

(It has a nice ring to it)... Oh damn... What have I done... he's gunna kill me for this one...

Billy

Hey Billy!!!!

That is actually, and correctly:

GRAND "MATSER" CONATSER

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dan
Goldendragon7
05-09-2002, 10:56 AM
:eek:
Seig
05-10-2002, 04:00 AM
Is someone going to explain this, or is this another inside joke us newbies don't get to hear about?
Goldendragon7
05-10-2002, 11:16 AM
They just like to harass me. But I just say........ Talk to the hand..........
:rofl:
Michael Billings
05-10-2002, 01:12 PM
ARE YOU SURE you want to be Master Conatser. Remember Thunderdome!!!!
-Michael
Robbo
05-10-2002, 02:34 PM
They just like to harass me. But I just say........ Talk to the hand.

Shouldn't that be talk to the hands..ouch, ouch, ouch and the feet, ouch, ouch, ouch. And then a cover out.

:D

Rob
WilliamTLear
05-10-2002, 02:56 PM
Master Blaster = Master Conatser...

Ladies and gentlemen... a new nickname has been born!!!

"Master Blaster... Don't hurt him!!!"

:ladysman: Thank you... thank you... but I cannot take credit for this alone... Mr. Billings is THE MAN! :cheers:

Hasta,
Billy Lear
United Kenpo Systems (http://www.geocities.com/williamtlear)
Klondike93
05-10-2002, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Goldendragon7

They just like to harass me. But I just say........ Talk to the hand..........
:rofl:

...for soon it will be bouncing off your head :rofl:



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Seig
05-10-2002, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Klondike93



...for soon it will be bouncing off your head :rofl:



:asian: ...while simulataneously.....
Goldendragon7
05-12-2002, 01:12 PM
A Boot to the head!

:rofl:
:asian:
WilliamTLear
05-12-2002, 01:42 PM
:asian: Master Blaster Conatser - "Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?"

:karate: Billy - "Uh, yes master, not a single one of could defeat you."

:asian: Master Blaster Conatser - "You gain wisdom child."

:karate: Billy - "So we'll have to gang up on you! Get him now!"

(To Be Continued...)
Bob Hubbard
05-12-2002, 02:41 PM
LOL...Kenpo Komics....too cute...

I'm just 'frantic' waiting for the next part. :D
Seig
05-12-2002, 07:08 PM
Boot to the head..boot...boot.....boot to the head.....boot....slap...boot to the groin....boot to the head
Sigung86
05-12-2002, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Seig

Boot to the head..boot...boot.....boot to the head.....boot....slap...boot to the groin....boot to the head

Dang Seig! You beat me to that one! But thanks for being in the same mind set I was in!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dan
WilliamTLear
05-13-2002, 02:53 AM
:asian: Master Blaster Conatser - And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body, and gaze into the heart of the candle in meditation. Ahh... owwww....

:karate: Billy (and the rest of the class) - ahhh... oooooowwwww.....

:asian: Master Blaster Conatser - Very good, class.

(The End... or is it?) :roflmao:
Seig
05-13-2002, 08:04 AM
I couldn't resist, when I was in the military we used to listen to the Dr. Demento show every sunday night(if we had the duty).
WilliamTLear
05-13-2002, 03:19 PM
Dr. Demento was the man!!!

I used to listen to him all the time, but it has been years!

All in good fun,
Billy Lear
United Kenpo Systems (http://www.geocities.com/williamtlear)
:D
Seig
05-14-2002, 03:47 AM
And who can forget "Bilbo Baggins" sung by leonard Nimoy and the ever popular, "I'm my own grandpa" and of course, another boot to the head!
Sigung86
05-14-2002, 05:31 AM
Originally posted by WilliamTLear

Dr. Demento was the man!!!

I used to listen to him all the time, but it has been years!

All in good fun,
Billy Lear
United Kenpo Systems (http://www.geocities.com/williamtlear)
:D

... Don't want no carrots. Don't want no peas, but a big burrito brings me to my knees ... So, Bring a load of RC Cola ... TV Dinner, a plate of Twinkies ... or it takes a big burrito ... For to keep me clean! (Doctor Dimento ca. 1972ish)... :rofl:
Dan
Kirk
05-14-2002, 09:12 AM
My Favorite was Mr. Jaws :rofl:
RCastillo
05-14-2002, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by Sigung86



... Don't want no carrots. Don't want no peas, but a big burrito brings me to my knees ... So, Bring a load of RC Cola ... TV Dinner, a plate of Twinkies ... or it takes a big burrito ... For to keep me clean! (Doctor Dimento ca. 1972ish)... :rofl:
Dan

Sounds like DC's feast for Kings!:D
WilliamTLear
05-14-2002, 02:14 PM
Remember these?

Fish Heads (Most Annoying Song I've heard him play)

Dead Puppies (One of the grossest)

I Live in a Lakeside Trailer Park (This one was one of the funniest)

Ahhh the memories,
Billy Lear
United Kenpo Systems (http://www.geocities.com/williamtlear)
:rofl:
Kirk
05-14-2002, 02:20 PM
hehehe ... I liked fish heads! "Eat them up, YUMM"
tonbo
05-14-2002, 03:30 PM
.....EXISTENTIAL BLUES!!!!!

Man, I LOVED that show........Dr. D was one of my heroes...

Peace--
Nightingale
05-15-2002, 12:49 PM
I and my renaissance faire friends are rather fond of "The Scotsman" I choked on my ale when I first heard the final line of that one!
Goldendragon7
05-22-2002, 12:20 AM
How many universal Pattern decals do you want?
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