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RandomPhantom700
10-01-2004, 08:30 PM
http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

The site's title should be self-explanatory. It's a huge list, but funny as hell. Enjoy.
Flatlander
10-01-2004, 09:13 PM
That is perhaps the funniest thing that I haver ever read.
Chronuss
10-01-2004, 10:29 PM
this has to be years worth...holy hell...I'd have friggin' strangled the soup nazi before all this.
DavidCC
10-04-2004, 12:09 PM
Margret flooded the kitchen last week. Turned the taps on, put the plug in the sink, and utterly forgot about it (because she'd come upstairs and we'd got involved in an unrelated argument). She goes back downstairs, opens the door and - whoosh - it's Sea World. The interesting thing about this is, if I'd flooded the kitchen, it would have been a bellowing, 'You've flooded the kitchen, you idiot!' and then she'd have done that thing where I curl up in a ball, trying to protect my head, and she kicks me repeatedly in the kidneys. As it was, however, there's a shout, I run downstairs and stand for a beat in the doorway - taking in the scene, waves lapping gently at my ankles - and she turns round and roars, 'Well, help me then - can't you see I've flooded the kitchen, you idiot?'
ROFL!
Feisty Mouse
10-04-2004, 12:24 PM
Wow. And yet they keep their marriage together, have kids, and so forth.

Another demonstration for me, though, on how I hate conflict. I don't think I could manage with someone constantly bickering with me. Well, I know I can't.

And another demonstration of how I'M THE NICEST PERSON EVER!

:D
Chronuss
10-04-2004, 12:26 PM
And another demonstration of how I'M THE NICEST PERSON EVER!

:D
just as long as said person isn't bickering at you. ;)
The Kai
10-04-2004, 12:36 PM
Man does she have a sister......
Cryozombie
10-04-2004, 01:57 PM
And another demonstration of how I'M THE NICEST PERSON EVER!

:D
Oh please... Im WAYYYY nicer than you. You wanna fight about it???

hehe.

Wait...

Uh...

:D
Feisty Mouse
10-04-2004, 02:02 PM
lol!! :D

Hey, at least I would never consider kicking my love interest in the head as he was driving!

It sounds like the two of them feed off of this bickering - I don't know how they'd survive, otherwise!
Silat Student
10-04-2004, 02:20 PM
I was thinking it was a relationship heavily based on the physical interaction, but with all that kicking she likes to do :shrug
Cryozombie
10-04-2004, 08:03 PM
Yeah, ya know...

Im pretty desparate... but I prolly wouldnt date her...

Go figure.
Feisty Mouse
10-04-2004, 08:12 PM
What, the fighting over little life details doesn't turn you on? lol!
Cryozombie
10-07-2004, 08:59 PM
What, the fighting over little life details doesn't turn you on? lol!
Oh, well, you know... nothing says loving like A boot to my head when I am drivin...
ninhito
10-08-2004, 10:18 AM
That was really funny. I didnt know two people could li8ve under the same house with all that bickering.
Chronuss
10-08-2004, 05:54 PM
Oh, well, you know... nothing says loving like A boot to my head when I am drivin...
a boot to the groin says it better. :)
Silat Student
10-08-2004, 05:59 PM
Huh, that's never the message I got from a boot to the groin. To me a boot to the groin always said "Please hit me back as hard as you can, as many times as you can." But that's just me.