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Melissa426
09-28-2004, 01:23 PM
Subject: Hurricane - Weather Alert

The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another
catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne.

The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
unpredictable.

Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United
States that we have experienced in four years.

They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry.

Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding
behind a Bush.

LateBloomer
09-28-2004, 05:04 PM
Hahaha, very funny. I admire people with creative minds that can make up such well versed jokes. Two thumbs way up http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.martialtalk.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gif.

AaronLucia
09-28-2004, 06:57 PM
a Bush? bushes are the first thing to go!

Tkang_TKD
09-29-2004, 12:31 AM
a Bush? bushes are the first thing to go!
My thoughts exactly ;)

Melissa426
09-29-2004, 07:14 AM
Hahaha, very funny. I admire people with creative minds that can make up such well versed jokes. Two thumbs way up http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.martialtalk.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gif.
Can't take credit when it is not due. Someone emailed me that joke.

Melissa