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KenpoTess
09-29-2003, 03:07 PM
FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine."

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare - one that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine.", "Go Ahead" or "whatever".

WHATEVER (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. A "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say, "You're welcome."

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

Zoran
09-29-2003, 03:29 PM
KenpoTess,

Won't you get in trouble, for posting this, with the International Women's Union? You may have to apply for the witness protection program...ahh, never mind, they have agents in the FBI too. :D

Ender
09-29-2003, 03:46 PM
I noticed "I'm sorry" is not on the list...wonder why?(LOL)

KenpoTess
09-29-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Zoran
KenpoTess,

Won't you get in trouble, for posting this, with the International Women's Union? You may have to apply for the witness protection program...ahh, never mind, they have agents in the FBI too. :D

hahaa.. I belong to no Women's Union.. I make up my own rules Zoran ;)

'sides.. I have a healthy 'witless protetion agency on my side~! *winks*

KenpoTess
09-29-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Ender
I noticed "I'm sorry" is not on the list...wonder why?(LOL)

*snickers.. yes I wonder why? *

MA-Caver
09-29-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Ender
I noticed "I'm sorry" is not on the list...wonder why?(LOL)

Not to mention "yes, you're right honey" isn't on the list... that is a gimme as to the why.

theletch1
09-30-2003, 03:19 PM
Where was this info during my first marriage? It would have saved me a LOT of couch time.:mad:

Ender
09-30-2003, 03:37 PM
Do these pants make my butt look big?

LadyDragon
09-30-2003, 04:38 PM
Hey Tess you're giving away all the secrets. You're making life for the guys to easy with these. Let them suffer as they have for ages.

Oh, but wait, even with this information I'm sure that there are a few guys out there who are still going to manage to get themselves in a heep of trouble. Never mind.

KenpoTess
09-30-2003, 05:14 PM
hahaaa I made sure I didn't 'break the female code' LadyDragon ;)
There's much more they will never hear from me ~!!

:D

MA-Caver
09-30-2003, 06:48 PM
{dangles a huge bar of Hershey's Chocolate} c'mon Tess... tell us and you can have alllll this! heh heh heh

LadyDragon
10-01-2003, 02:39 PM
Sorry guys, as much cholcolate as you may have will never help you learn the complete secrets of the female psychy.

Ender
10-01-2003, 02:47 PM
there is no psyche..just a mass of confilcting impulses..*G

Kroy
10-02-2003, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by KenpoTess
FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine."

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare - one that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine.", "Go Ahead" or "whatever".

WHATEVER (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. A "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say, "You're welcome."

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."


OH....MY.....GOD.......:eek: You know my girlfriend.

MisterMike
10-02-2003, 02:40 PM
"We aint wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen again..."

:boing2:

khadaji
10-02-2003, 03:32 PM
*sigh* If only I was not single, I could hear these words all the time... :(

theletch1
10-02-2003, 05:09 PM
"We aint wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen again..."
Just because Tess is givin' away the secrets of the "sisterhood" doesn't mean you have to tell the "Truth about men"

MartialArtsChic
10-11-2003, 11:27 PM
This post is too funny. The only one that really pertains to me though is the "Go Ahead w/the eyebrow raise", "Thanks", "Thanks A Lot". However, you have clarified many responses I have gotten from guys when I say "That's Okay, Fine and Nothing". Always wondered where their responses came from. :roflmao:




MartialArtsChic


:-partyon:

yumeiko
03-10-2007, 01:54 PM
*sigh* If only I was not single, I could hear these words all the time... :(

trust me you don't have to have a girl friend in order to hear these words. Find a girl in your karate class and piss her off and you will hear them too. Though you might also get punched in the face or kicked in the groin, so I am not sure if you really want to do that...:lol: (ladies please don't hit me from trying to convince him to tick a girl off. it was a jk i swear *raises arms to defend face from incoming blows*)

I used them on my sensei, after a training one night, one of the upper belts had pushed me emotionally to my limits in a sparring match and i was on the verge of tears (I don't usually cry- and you can read more about this in women in the dojo- how different are you). sensei asked me as we were leaving the floor, are you ok? and I answered with fine. He later e-mailed me and called me up to make sure because he, unlike some guys, knew that i wasn't "fine" asked me what was wrong? and I answered with nothing. He knew what was wrong and proceded to tell me that I had done wonderfully in class that night and to not beat myself up, and that he wanted to make sure that I wasn't going to quit the class.

Just4Kicks
03-11-2007, 08:27 AM
Wow, so its universal. I had total flash backs and everything. Amazing.

And yeah, don't recommend getting a girl in a martial arts class angry, we tend to get really vicious. :p

And I know that guy 'secret', I have brothers.