- Cop poses as girl, 13, snags mayor online...
- What are you gonna do, bounce me?
- So i'm taking a lunch break.....
- Out of the blue..
- I'm moving!!
- Somewhere in the Middle East, long, long ago
- I swallowed my foot in the middle east
- Ruined date
- How to turn a simple ticket into felony dumbass...
- Another stupid story...
- What is a phone call worth?